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Funny Daughters Day Quotes

Here are funny daughters’ day quotes from parents for Instagram.

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Short Funny Daughters Day Quotes

Short Funny Daughters Day Quotes
  • “She is a reflection of me. So you know she’s awesome.”
  • “My daughter thinks I’m a superhero. Little does she know, I’m just winging it.”
  • “Daughters: the reason moms have gray hair.”
  • “Daughters: the reason dads have a secret stash of chocolate.”
  • “A daughter is a treasure and a cause for sleeplessness.” Ben Sirach
  • “My daughter asked me for a pet unicorn. I told her she already has one… me.”
  • “A son is a son ‘til he takes him a wife, a daughter is a daughter all of her life.” Irish Proverb
  • “Raising a daughter is like riding a rollercoaster… with no seatbelt.”
  • “Having a daughter means you’ll always have a shopping partner… whether you like it or not.”
  • “Daughters are like flowers, they fill the world with beauty and sometimes attract pests.”
  • “Raising daughters is like being pecked to death by a duck… a very adorable duck.”

Funny Daughters Day Quotes For Instagram

Funny Daughters Day Quotes For Instagram
  • “She’s my mini-me. Same sass, but she gets away with it.”
  • “My daughter’s favorite hobby: proving me wrong.”
  • “Her first word was ‘Dada’, but ‘No’ is where she really shines.”
  • “I live in a magical kingdom ruled by a small, bossy princess.”
  • “Turns out, unicorns are real. I have one. She calls me ‘Mom’.”
  • “Daughter’s logic: If it’s pink, it’s necessary.”
  • “Life with my daughter: Because ‘calm’ is overrated anyway.”
  • “My daughter is my happy pill. Side effects include an empty wallet.”
  • “My daughter’s superpower? Making me laugh when I want to scold.”
  • “Raising a daughter: Like fixing your hair in a fan.”

Funny Daughters Day Quotes From Mother

Funny Daughters Day Quotes From Mother
  • If it weren’t for you, my life would be much more boring.
  • I love cleaning up messes I didn’t make. So, I became a Mom.
  • Would I love to sleep in again? Yes. But I guess I love you more.
  • You reflect all the best parts of me… and some of the crazy ones, too!
  • “Mom, I love you, Even though I’ll never accept your Friend Request”.
  • Why don’t kids understand that their nap is not for them but for us? Alyson Hannigan
  • “Nothing is really lost until mom can’t find it.“

Funny Daughters Day Quotes From Parents

Funny Daughters Day Quotes From Parents
  • I didn’t know love could be this sweet!
  • Who needs a comedian when you have a funny daughter?
  • Waking up to your sweet face is the best part of my day.
  • I’m raising a little comedian.
  • “A daughter may outgrow your lap but she’ll never outgrow your heart.”
  • “Perfection only exists in babies and pastries.” Gayle Wray

Funny National Daughters Day Quotes From Dad

Funny National Daughters Day Quotes From Dad
  • Daughters make the world a better place, one smile at a time.
  • “Chin up Princess or the crown slips.”
  • Happy Daughter Day to my little ray of sunshine! You light up our lives with your infectious laughter and sweet smile.
  • “Be the dad you want to be, not the dad others expect you to be.”
  • “It’s not ’empty nest syndrome’ until all of their crap is out of your basement.”
  • Well Done Dad! I am Awesome.
  • Life is tough my darling, but so are you. Stephanie Bennett-Henry
  • “If evolution really works, how come dads only have two hands?” Milton Berle
  • I smile because I am your daughter, and I laugh because you can do nothing about it.
  • My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.

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